Posts tagged Sarcasm

Dream

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What a horrible horrible dream!
I was a terrorist on a killing spree, in it.

How terrible my conscience even let me play a role like that;
Knowing fully well that I’d much rather kill people for fun than for having different opinions than mine. 😀

Atleast, my roomie played some loud music early and jolted me awake.
This one time, I’ll forgive him. 🙂

Tag. You’re it.

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I have been tagged.
Labelled. Like a lab-rat.
Much against my stymieing efforts.
As to those who are wondering what am I prattling about; This, and this is what I mean.

Long story short. Gurumaata has initiated a new activity, One that she believes will help us mere mortals know better about each other. The social networks after all, are so chock full of baloney and reek of egotistical trumpets.
As to the activity itself, All one has to do is write a blog post mentioning 7 things about himself/herself and tag 7 of their friends who are to follow suit.

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Apocalypse

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The mighty oceans of the world ran sere.
The flora had withered.
The cattle wallowed with no discernible source of sustenance.

The forests of the world seemed to have started a conflagration on their own.
With no end in sight, It seemed to be redolent of a ghastly holocaust.

The Earth people stared bewildered, at the merciless dilapidation.
There can only be one explanation. But it just made no sense.
None at all.

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Sexism, Anyone?

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I used to be a feminist.
I mean, who wouldn’t like women? 😉
(Unless, O’course they’ve changed the meaning of feminism in the recent years :D)

It can happen, you know?!
I was perusing through Barron’s wordlists, as usual.

And an ordinary day just turned a little suckier as I encountered this –
I quote from Barron’s 23:2 [yeah, That’s wordlist 23, page 2 :P]

Husband(v) – Conserve, Spare, Save.
Husbandry(n) – Frugality, thrift.

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