Posts tagged Humor
I guess the devil made me do it. I hadn’t cut my hair for much too long a time. And apparently, the hair seems to have developed into some kinda intelligent life form, I believe. (Well, May not be so intelligent, as it was 1 of my offshoots after all!! :D)
They whispered things into my brain. Brainwashed me into believing to ever even think of cutting them short.
And as days progressed, they needed to look hep. So the voices in my head spoke again –
They asked ‘Why don’t u straighten ur hair?’
Ah, yes. why don’t I?
Might just cost me a little fortune.
Add to it the endless sarcasm I have to face.
And the perennial difficulties I may have to cope with, driving everyday;
Never knew my little scooty pep had so much against me until what it did to me today.
The poor thing just wouldn’t run without some petrol. Not even out of its love for me. If it had some, It surely wouldn’t have broke down in the middle of the road. *&^%$#@!
At some shady place in the vicinity of Kormangala BDA complex. And the nearest petrol station was only 2 kms far away.
“Far? Not quite” thought I. Grave mistake.
And I so pushed and pushed and pushed. Trudged all along like a dog. With my shirt all wet, Hands numb and tingling, I arrive at the petrol station. WOW.. What a relief! The pump’s closed for good.